I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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