Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize
