Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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