it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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