We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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