And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
nutella sex= disaster
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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