Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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