I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.