grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
i believe in u and ur pee
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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