Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
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how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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