Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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