was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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