Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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