I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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