But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just gargled with NyQuil
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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