i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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