got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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