We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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