Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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