Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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