I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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