I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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