5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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