The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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