she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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