I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
either way he was missing a nipple.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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