So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
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I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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