talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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