I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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