I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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