Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He did a backflip because drugs
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