I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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