Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
smell my finger.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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