Her vagina should come with caution tape.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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