You really coming over, don't trick.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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