I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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