He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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