Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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