You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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