god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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