was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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