Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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