No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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