Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
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I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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