This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He called his prostate his "boner button".
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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