you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I need to align my fucking chakras
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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