Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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