That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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