lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
