So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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