That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
