I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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