We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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