i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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