i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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