I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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