Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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